Best dealer ever
I’m at my friends dealers house and he asks if we have time to smoke a few bowls, so he packs one and hands it to us and is like y’all hit it I smoked some earlier, let me just say I’m blazed as fuck
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #48
alright so last night i was at my friend’s house chilling waiting for our other friend to come over with his dealer and his vape so we can buy weed and get high as shit it was 5 of us in rotation so the guy starts to fill up the bags and passing them around and this being my first time i was just thinking im not getting high as all, after what i thouught was 4 bags i was laughing uncontrollably and high as shit. we are sitting there watching shrek and my friend was like lets get some more stuff in rotation, so this time we ended up packing a bong, and a bowl, and the vaporizer. but the only problem is we only had one because all the other ones were broken so whoever had the lighter had both the bowl and the bong so we were getting extra fucked up, after a we finished we were all like extremely high and we all would start talking about random stuff and everyone would talk at the same time so it seemed like it was 4314 convos going on at once, but after a lil bit i decide to try and drive myself home. the entire ride home im like paranoid that im gunna get pulled over by a cop and that i needed to race home before one saw me and shit. i make it home safe and i go back over his house today and i was saying how the 4 bags of the vape got me fucked up, but apparently we had like 15 bags filled and i just dont remember it at all. i must say my first time using a vape was amazingg
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #47
short story from awhile ago lol
so my friend darrell has gotten into an accident one night and he ended up breaking his colar bone , bruising his lung and i think fractured his hip. about a week later he was released from the hospital but he had a neck brace and he had a little wheel chair to get him around and a walker for when he wanted to try and walk, so me and my friend daniel over his house to visit him and see how he is doing so we are chilling at his house and next thing you know this nigga is talking about smoking a blunt and shit. we kept telling him he cant smoke because of his condition but he just said if we aint gunna smoke with him we gotta leave, so of course we got some weed and some blunt and rolled 2 blunts and smoked with him, i felt bad because i thought he might fucking cough his lung up or pass out or something but it was so funny because he would try to walk and the only way he can walk is to hold his hand in the air and like wave it in a circle so that he can keep his balance but we were so high it was so funny so we would move his walker and shit to make him walk farther and shit.
I forgot to tell y’all
i had smoked two blunts with my friend the other day and i get a text from my mom telling me to pick her up from work so i had to hurry up and change clothes brush my teeth and shit so the whole ride to get her im nervous as fuck that i dont smell anything like smoke on the way there i ended up chewing on 5 pieces of gum just because i thought it would help but i get her and i just dont make any eye contact with her at all, so on the way home we hit traffic on this road and we get to this light and its about to turn red but there is enough time for me and the car infront of me to go together but of course they slowed down and only they passed, and idk what came over me i just went “FUCK!” and my mom just looked at me and was like “uhh, what did you say?” most awkward car ride home after that i didnt know what to say to her plus i was stoned outta my mind lol
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #47
so my day started off with after taking a test me my friend and my new dealer came to my house to smoke and play some 2k and shit, later that night me and my friend darryl went to my friend isaacs house because he had some people over there and we was gunna chill and smoke at his crib, so we get an eighth and i had a gram left over from earlier so we rolled 3 blunts and started smoking the first one, in the process of smoking the first one we decided that with the left over weed we would roll a big ass blunt, so we smoked the first 3 which we called the appetizers then we smoked the main entree the 2.8 g blunt ( here is the picture of it ), just from the first 3 blunts i was fucking beyond highh lol but then i took my first hit of the big blunt and it was the greatest thing i ever fucking smoked lol so we finished it and we saw a commercial for pizza hut $10 deal when you get pizza bread sticks and cinna sticks, us being high as shit deff wanted it so we ordered 3 of them and then we had to wait and may i say this wait felt lik 10 years every like 5 minutes we would say how much time left until the food got there lol after the pizza i like couldnt keep my eyes open for shit i felt like i was in my zone lol but after that we went to this hookah lounge and we get outside and were just standing around and we ask the guy at the door how much to get in he starts talking to us and shit idk what he was saying but all i know is he said “i can see all of you guys are stoned as fuck, its ok im stoned also” then he reaches in his pocket and gives us like $10 and then gives us tax money and is like ‘go inside and get a hookah” i was just thinkin “did that really just happen” but we got inside and they had A SHITLOAD of old games like nintendo 64s and shit liek that but me and my friends sat by the xbox and they ended up having a little marvel vs capcom tournament while we smoked hookah it was a good ass night
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #46
so this is how my day went, we and my friend darryl went to his friends who was a dealers house to match so we get there and there was another guy there that as matching too so we all roll up our blunts and we smoke the first one then this other guy comes and watches too and rolls up some weed that smelled like trix cereal lol so we smoke the other 3 blunts and we just chill im high as shit and i rememberd that the dealer had a 6 foot bong so i was asking everyone how many hit do they think it would take to clear it and one guy said 4 another said two so i packed a bowl and started to toke and when i filled the entire bong up with smoke i inhaled the whole thing in 1 pull i sweaar i was high as fuck after that i could hardly walk right, tthen i chiilled and then came home and played some mw3
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #45
this is a short story i rememebered,
so i was smoking with my friend yhaki and we went to this football game at between his old highschool and another high schooland we smoked like 2 blunts, and walked towards the entrance and he sees a girl he use to know but he cant remember her name so me and him end up screaming any name we could think of to catch her attention we said about 10 names until he was like “ayo shawtayyy” so we get inside this nigga knew EVERY FUCKING BODY we couldnt walk two feet without someone stopping us but i was high as shit so idgaf then we got the munchies so we decided to go to taco bell because on our tickets we get a free taco. little fact about yhaki, he is hilarious and anytime we go to the drive thru he always does something retarded thats always funny as shit. so we pull up and i told him i wanted a crunch wrap supreme no sour cream or tomatoes and a baja blasts, so he yells “ayo lemme get one of yo FIIIIIINNNNEEESSSSTTT crunch wraps dont put no nasty ass sour cream or them old ass tomatoes in my shit, and lemme get one of yo BIG ASSSSS SWEEETTTTT baja blastttt like bowwwww” then he says his order i forgot what he said lol but we pull up to the window and the manager is right at the window just looking at him like i heard everything you said and i could stop but to laugh it was soo fucking hilarious, next thing you know we remembered that we had the free taco coupon so we go inside and its madddddd people in there we get to the front and order and the whole time the manager is just staring us down, so there was a shitload of people waiting for their food so we was just standing there and someone had a order of 3 tacos, nachos supreme or whatever its called and no one came to take it so yhaki goes right up to the counter and takes it and we walk the fuck out like some Gs lmfaooo it wwas a funny ass night
MIND BLOWN
so over the weekend i was at my friends house and his neighbors came over and they had weed and some blunts so they started rolling up and i was watching the guy roll up the blunt and i see him roll the blunt like halfwayy then he licks the top puts the blunt on his lap puts his hand on it and rolls it back and forth and when he was done it was the most perfect blunt i have ever witnessed, he must have used some type of black magic or something yall may not think its cool but seeing it happen when i only know of one way to roll a blunt i was amazed
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #44
alright so this is what happend last night me and my friend went to this guys house that sold weed, we get there and right when we walk in he had a blunt rolled and ready to match us, so we roll up ours and sit and smoke in his living room and he plays music and shit, after we smoke the two blunts we are just chillen and these two girls come over and they wanna smoke too but we had no blunts so me and my friend went to the store, to buy 6 more blunts lol all i could think was “oh fuck imma be high as fuck tonight”, as we are driving out of the complex me and him are talking about something and we turn the corner and we see a parked cop car infront of a apartment and we both stoped out conversation and we both gasped at the exact same time and we couldnt stop laughing sooo much and shit, we get back they had one blunt already rolled because the girl bought one so we put it in rotation and right when it goes out they light up another one we did this for about 4 more blunts, but on like the 4th blunt of the night my friend,put his head back and kept saying “i cant move my head guys, my head is stuck” we all couldnt stop laughing but he seriously felt like he couldnt move his head he had to lean forward to move it, then on the last blunt he took a hit and started to shiver outta no where, everyone is just watching him the entire time trip out and kept laughing then he like leaned to the side and froze for 5 minutes straight and when he finally noticed we were watching him he finally regained consciousness lol,
yall might not find it funny but this was a fun as night and it was deff one of my top 5 highs lol
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #43
So this was a time i smoked with traci and briena, well briena didnt smoke she was there chilling with us, so we get to this parking spot that we liked to call the launch pad because me and traci always go there and park in the same spot whenever we smoked, but this time we couldnt hotbox so we stood outside and smoked and shit. everytime me and traci smoke we watch adventure time like EVERYTIME she brings her laptop and watch a shitload of videos, so there is this spot we go to that we always sit at but to get there we have to go across this big ass field and traci brought a blanket to sit on so i thought it was a good idea to put it on my back and run across like a super hero so i did it and all i hear it traci yelling “OMFG IS HE A SUPERHERO?!?! WTFF” they were laughing their asses off but i felt like a fucking G so i didnt give 3 fucks. so we get to the spot and everytime me and traci smoke a blunt we always bury the blunt and have a funeral like we say good things about it cry and shit lol but anywayz as traci started looking for adventure time videos and i look over to this woods area and i kid you not i saw a fucking leprechaun but it was like he was still because he knew i saw him and he didnt want to share his gold with me so i tried showing them the leprechaun but no one saw it besides me but i swear i seen it, anyways idk how this happend but me and traci and briena start like fighting like were at war they pick up like acorns and shit and threw them and acted like they exploded and shit and i found this branch and acted like it was a bazooka it was fun as fuck, but next thing you know i like take a step back and falll right on my ass idk how i fell it just happend and it was soo hilarious i couldnt stop laughing, but we watched the adventure time videos then went home lol the end!
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell part 3
here is part 1:
http://beyondhighh.tumblr.com/post/14698578837/gather-around-stoners-i-got-a-story-to-tell
here is part 2:
http://beyondhighh.tumblr.com/post/16093221847/gather-around-stoners-i-got-a-story-to-tell-part-2
so after we dropped off traci, me daniel and yhaki went to our friend levoys house because he was having a little get together where we was just gunna get fucked up lol so we get there and our other friends are there already getting fucked up and they had made some lean, so mee and daniel got a cup and was chilling on the couch and shit while everyone was drunk as fuck acting crazy lol after lik 20 minutes me daniel yhaki and levoy go outside to smoke a blunt and we have to sit on these little baby chairs like chairs that are for kids that are lik 5 so when people came in and they saw us sitting down of course they kept laughing at us and shit, after the blunt we are soo fucked up and we get back inside and we are chilling and my friend daniel ends up falling asleep on the couch lik 10 times because of the lean, i was just in my own fucking world not worrying about shit that was going on lol, after like a hour or so i bring daniel home and go to yhaki’s grandmas house because i was gunna sleep over, me and him start playing some mw3 and roll two blunts and sit on the couch and start to smoke after we finished the blunt i just fell asleep i was tooo fucking done, next thing you know at like 2 in the morning his grandma comes in the room yelling and shit at us telling us to get up and go around the corner to check on some lady, so yhaki gets up and leaves the room and his grandma starts talking to me it was soo awkward because i was soo tired and i was like still high so i could hardly keep my eyes open so i just kept nodding my head and saying im sorry, we after go around the corner and see that the lady is ok we come back inside and his grandma tells me to go sleep in the guest room, i go tot he guest room and i see the Biggest most comfortable bed i ever slept in it had soo fucking many pillows and as soon as i touched it i was knocked the fuck out, i never slept sooo fucking goood lol
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell part 2
so after i got my half o and left those ducks i went to pick up my friend yhaki and we both had weed and we had to pick up my friend daniel from work so we rolled two blunts and hotboxed the car to his job and when we picked him up he was soo fucking mad because we smoked without him but we had plans to smoke with our friend traci so we decided to smoke a blunt on the way to smoke with our other friend, alright so im high as hell and im trying to drive with all this smoke and shit so im trying to smoke the roach but i couldnt hit it for some reason somy friend yhaki said to ash it in his hand and idk what he said and he had his hand out so it seemed like a good idea to drop it in his hand, me and daniel was laughng soo fucking hard, so i pick traci up and we decided to sit in the parking lot of the movie theatre and hotbox the car so we start smoking and we all had the crazy cotton mouth and then traci pulls out 4 coupons for free slushes it was the greatest thing i had ever seen lol, so we are high as fuck and we go to the drive thru and they start asking for random ass flavors all at the same time it was soo fucking funny, so we get to the window and yhaki goes, im gunna try and get this girls number when she gives us our change he goes “that work uniform really compliments your figure” she gave him the meanest look and was like uhhh thats innappropriate, we all busted out laughing it was soo fucking hilariouss!!….. part 3 coming soon
im gunna do part 3 of this one tonight!
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #42
alright so i was in new york for christmas with these white boys that i use to go to elementary school with (ian, joe, tyler, peter, and bryant) so we all go to joes house and chill because his mom was going tot he hospital because his brother was there for some reason so we had the house alone, we decided that we would get fucked up that night because his cousin would be able to get us beer and some vodka, alright to skip the boring ship its night time and me and ian go and pick up an eighth of blue dream and head back to the house and everyone is already playing beerpong and taking shots and shit so we all take lik 5 shots and played a game of beer pong, then we roll up 1 blunt and take a shot and about this time i was feeling nice as fuck so we stumbled out the back door into joes backyard and we sit at this table and smoke the blunt we were just chilling smoking and listening to music and joe had a little brother who was about 11 years old and we got joe to let him smoke the blunt with us, it was so funny because he was coughing soo much and we got him SOOOO high lol but we go inside again and play some more beer pong and its like tyler and joe vs bryant and peter, me and ian are chilling watching tv and shit next thing you know bryant(who is soo fucked up) starts yelling “put the fucking ball back right now” joe kept saying “fuck no what you gunna do about it” next thing you know bryant flips the table beer every fucking where all over the floor me and ian were so high we couldnt move to stop anything from happening so we just sat and watched and kept laughing, they start fighting in the kitchen and tyler breaks it up and bryant decides to walk home, he lives like 5 miles away and he was fucked up idk how he made it home but he did, so we rolled two more blunts got even higher and took some more shots after the 2nd blunt i was super duperr gonee, i honestly dont remember smoking the 3rd blunt i just remember that we rolled it, but it was deff a good ass night lol
Gather Around Stoners I Got A Story To Tell #41
alright this is gunna be a short story
one day me and my friends skipped schoool to chill at our friends apartment and smoke and shit, so we are in her living room watching cars and smoking a blunt, then we got the munchies and our friend worked at wendy’s so she could get us free food so we get in her car and go down to wendys and we all get out the car and as im walking everyone starts laughing at me hilariously idk what they were laughing at so i kept walking we get inside and get on line and this person lets me know that i have a bra stuck to my pants, to be honest with you idk how the bra got on the back of my pants i think i sat on it when we were watching the movie and it just stuck with me but it was soo fucking funny and embarassing at the same time..
